We were under the impression that any phrase involving any permutation of “giving the business” was solely exclusive to this site. Apparently not. Apparently “giving the business” is also ACC officiating jargon. Ron Cherry might screw your team out of two wins a season, but don’t say that guy doesn’t have a Grade A sense of humor.

In case you missed the Colorado/Nebraska game (which, hopefully you did) here’s Eric Cartman introducing the Buffaloes’ offensive lineup during the ESPN broadcast.

This introduction gimmick by ESPN clearly sucked on several levels this season (like when your team’s former running back lacked what some would call competent articulation), but this is the anomaly. “So he can do whatever he wants.”[FanHouse]

And now Cartman introduces the defense, while managing to work in a hippie analogy. Hilarity ensues.

Heidi Klum acting kind of like a spaz and playing with her front court a whole bunch. She may be slightly retarded, but whatever.

We also require three spotters when getting our swoll on because we’re so diesel. We’ve had a little more luck than this dude with ours.

We had never seen this before The Big Lead posted it the other day, so Bas Rutten is our new idol. The dude makes Chuck Norris look like Andy Dick.

Each and every one of us are more than likely to be in a bar brawl at some point this week, so remember these tips. “I’m Sorry. Bang! Bang! Bang! No I’m not.” (Long)

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