We can safely say we underestimated Tony Romo’s ambition when it comes to the ladies. After short–and most assuredly bonerific–stints with Carrie Underwood and Sophia Bush we assumed Romo was just enjoying the spoils that go along with being a Pro Bowl quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys.

But that no longer appears to be the case.

With the recent news of Romo’s Thanksgiving with Jessica Simpson, it’s become evident that the guy is on a quest that’s as noble and arduous as any we’ve ever seen. A quest to conquer as much hot celebrity poon as humanly possible while he is still relevant.

We wholeheartedly support what Romo’s doing so we’ve compiled our top 5 list of chicks for him to consider as his next target.

5. Vanessa Minnillo

It’s fairly apparent that Romo is in the Bring-Nick-Lachey-Back-Down-To-Earth business, so where better to start than adding a Minnillo notch to his belt.

Level of Difficulty/Awesomeness: 7 out of 10.

Romo’s Reaction to the Minnillo nomination: “98 Degrees is a pretty gay name, even for a boy band.”

4. Hayden Panettiere

Decidedly overrated (unless you’re a bit of a perv), but think about the number of fanboys out there that would be irreparably devastated when Romo welcomes Hayden to womanhood.

Totally worth it for the overall legend that is Tony Romo.

Level of Difficulty/Awesomeness: 4 out of 10.

Romo’s Reaction: “That little Chinese dude on ‘Heroes’ is fucking hilarious.”

3. Heidi Montag

To up the ante on this one (because this chick is a moron, and Romo could easily meet her during a 2nd quarter timeout and have his way with her during halftime) Romo’s domination of Heidi would also have to include that Spencer douchebag sobbing like a bitch on camera after hearing the news.

That would be quite the victory for Romo, and for mankind, and it really doesn’t seem all that improbable.

Level of Difficulty/Awesomeness: 6 out of 10.

Romo’s Reaction: “Pretty sure I already banged that chick.”

2. Megan Fox

Ever since we heard that Brian Austin Green ran through (continues to run through?) Megan Fox, we don’t hold her on quite the pedestal we once did. That doesn’t mean we wouldn’t absolutely love the idea of this chick having both David Silver and Romo on her resume.

She has a weird tattoo, so she’s probably into dudes that pierce their nipples not play football. Might be a tough get for Romo.

Level of Difficulty/Awesomeness: 8 out of 10.

Romo’s Reaction: “Brian Austin Green is still alive?”

1. Gisele Bundchen

The Holy Grail. To be the best you’ve got to beat the best. And until dethroned, Tom Brady continues to reign over the NFL as the dominate force when it comes to all things vaginal.

Level of Difficulty/Awesomeness: 10 out of 10.

Romo’s Reaction: “Geezus. How about I cure cancer and perfect the use of ethanol as a fuel while I’m at it.”

Honorable Mention: Jennifer Love Hewitt

This picture (and others) came out today qualifying Jennifer Love Hewitt for slumpbuster status in case the quest hits any snags.

Level of Difficulty/Awesomeness: 0 out of 10.

Romo’s Reaction: “Looks like that bitch ate a party of five.”

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