How Carson Daly hasn’t received a curbing from us at some point over the last year is mind-boggling.

Must be because we forgot he existed. That’s the only explanation. Which makes sense, seeing that his show (did you know he has a show?) airs somewhere around 3 AM and the guy has wasted away to 104 lbs (our estimate).

Fortunately for us, Carson decided to put his suave PR touch on display this week by being one of the first “entertainers” (used loosely) to step over the picket line and disregard the writer’s strike.

What an effing turd.

It’s not like we’re big fans of the strike or anything–”Lost” may barely air this season–but it’s pretty widely known that writers contribute 95% of the wit and originality to any television show. So if they strike because they’re getting bent over by the man, the least no-talents like Carson Daly can do is support their cause.

Side Note: We should probably note there is a bit of a Catch-22 here, because if you write for Carson Daly’s show you’re inherently not that witty or original. But hey, we’re talking principles.

Then when you hear about Conan O’Brien–a guy who is lightyears ahead of Daly in the talent department–paying his writers out of his own pocket it only further enforces what a fucking stiff Carson Daly is.

And what’s the deal with the creepy weight loss? The guy has always permeated high levels of lameass, but at least when he was chubby it was easier to swallow. (You know, cause chubby people are non-threatening.) If anything the dude could have lost the pounds playing basketball or something, but apparently speed-walking–the manliest of all manly recreations–is Carson’s exercise of choice (as pictured above, rocking a Steelers’ cap in case you can’t tell, time to get proud Pittsburgh).

You have to give the guy credit for one thing though: he’s definitely parlayed his inexplicable C-list status into nabbing top shelf Hollywood tail. That’s right hetero males, time to get jealous. In case you forgot, C-Dog has both Tara Reid AND Jennifer Love Hewitt on his list of conquests.

Wow. It must be true what they say then. The world really is your oyster once you’ve hosted TRL. Carson, come get your punch in the face.

No real relevance, but we really enjoyed this photo of Carson and these two jabronis:

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