In honor of the passing of one the most inspirational figures our society has ever seen, we pay tribute to Evil Knievel. No, it’s not a video montage of Evil’s greatest stunts. It’s way better. It’s a bunch of drunk retards attempting an ill-advised car jump in the woods.

But guess who gave them the courage to pull this off? [With Leather]

Just when we thought we were out of ammo to berate French people with, Big Slim unearths this video, and balance has once again been restored to the universe. The French government really should never have let this episode of “French Millionaire” air. An invasion from Poland is now pretty much imminent.

Speaking of game show morons, we do have our fair share in the States. Take country music sensation bimbo Kellie Pickler for example. Please note that two things separate us from the Frenchies here. 1) The audience isn’t in on the ignorance. And 2) Pickler has a nice rack.

First the French, now dorks at Northeastern colleges. Talk about a big day for us. This is a clip of Vassar students practicing quidditch on campus. Quidditch–for those of you who aren’t lame enough to know–is the fictional sport played on flying brooms in “Harry Potter”.

Yet, non-ironically, the Vassar students are playing on standard, non-magic brooms. Please also keep in mind that Vassar is a college, not a middle school.

Ultimate frisbee players across the nation finally have a group to tool on. [With Leather]

You know how you always had that sneaky suspicion that Alex Trebek is a bit of a bad ass? This video is here to confirm it.

This video may be staged, but either way, what’s not to like about fat kids getting knocked out?

Email This