As always, Beers with Your Friends and Ladies with Low Self Esteem should top your priorities.

Plan on watching…

“Superbad” and “The Bourne Ultimatum” on DVD if you need to be entertained, because television is nothing but crap and reruns this week. And it’s only gonna get worse.

Give up on…

Selling that autographed Mike Vick jersey on Ebay. Unless it’s signed “aka Ron Mexico” or Vick someway incorporated the use of “Bad Newz” (spelled with a “z”, of course), it’s lost all value, intrinsic or ironic.

Familiarize yourself with…

Anna Rawson. The latest female professional golfer we wouldn’t mind sharing a bucket of balls with. And by “bucket of balls”, we mean “sex swing”.

We’re starting to get fairly excited about this new non-lesbian trend developing on the LPGA tour.

Prep for…

Your work holiday party by ranking the self esteem of the attractive females chicks you wouldn’t mind boning in your office on a 1-10 scale. From there, take the bottom twenty-five percent (hopefully in the 1-3 range) and eliminate anyone who doesn’t drink. End result: a tidy list of potential prey for party night. (More on the company holiday party later this week.)

Don’t Let Yourself…

Get in a Rolls-Royce with Jamaal Tinsley, a cab with Todd Sauerbrun, or in jail cell with Kiefer Sutherland. Things will get weird.

Start counting down the days until…

Bowl season begins. 10 days by our count. But that time span will be especially brutal seeing that we’re in college basketball exam lull and the decent NFL matchups are lacking. ESPN is airing high school basketball in primetime this week if that gives you any idea.

C’mon San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl. You can’t get here fast enough.

Decide whether or not…

The British are positioning themselves to be the “new” French. With this whole booing the anthem thing, those ugly bastards are on serious notice until the new Bond flick comes out (and is bad ass) or Prince Harry rings in the new year dressed as Osama bin Laden. Either one.

Google…

Victoria Silvstedt (sans the filter). We forgot this former Playmate of the Year import still existed until we ran across some new photos the other day. Yep, still banging.

Think about…

Going shopping for Christmas presents. But then decide that’s about as cool as seeing Maroon 5 in concert. And then just buy a bunch of gift certificates online.

And finally…

Don’t do shit at work. If the holidays are good for anything, it’s low sub par work production. Make us proud.

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