Santa and Michael Jordan (circa 1987) want to wish you a Merry Christmas. How effing bad do you want to find a pair of Jordan’s under the tree this year after watching this? [FanHouse]

Trailer for “The Dark Knight” has just hit the world wide web. Looks promising. But who the fuck OK’d Maggie Gyllenhaal as the lead female in this flick? That chick is the anti-erection. Disappointing.

Drunk hockey fan sings Queen’s “We Are the Champions”. Nothing quite like the mixture of an uncompromising mullet and a gay rock ballad. [With Leather]

Here’s Joe Buck’s analysis of the Tony Romo / Jessica Simpson relationship during Sunday’s Cowboy’s game. It’s definitively creepy, but maybe that’s just because Joe Buck resembles a talking penis. Some suggest that Buck is perving it up towards Jessica, but as far as we can tell he’s just plain gay for Romo. [Deadspin]

And finally, a radio station DJ tries to pull an unfunny urban Borat on Lil Bow Wow. Little does he know, you DO NOT disrespect Lil Bow Wow or his dancing buddy. Also, keep a look out for Big D the bodyguard in his nacho-eating cameo. Awesome.

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