Mike Oxbig’s NFL Picks: The Retirement
December 28th, 2007 by NextRound
Greetings Gambling Degenerates!
Anybody who tries to figure out this Week 17 mess of who’s sitting and who’s playing, and who is motivated and who is looking forward to Cancun are the same people who gamble on NBA preseason hoops. So there will be no picks this week.
But I will leave you with two thoughts:
A) This is my retirement thread, so thanks to all the haytas. You truly keep the Legend that is ‘Mike Oxbig’ alive.
And
2) Your last play of the year is to take the Colts and the points on the road in New England in a few weeks. I estimate the line to be around Colts +5, barring any significant injury to a major player on the defending World Champions. So, sans any major injury, take the Colts and the points (5 unit play) and print the money, because Indy will cover the spread by beating Tommy Dreamboat and his merry band of fags on the road straight up and defend their title successfully this year.
You heard it here first.
Elvis has left the building.
Mike Oxbig, over and out.
Week 13 Picks:
Week 12 Picks:
December 29th, 2007 at 9:26 am
wheres the pics of Lindsay Lohan?
December 30th, 2007 at 12:21 am
Thank god your out. You never were that good, just lucky and win the money was on the line you were in the red. Keep your picks to yourself, the Colts gonna lose to the Jags before they ever get to Foxboro too you monkey.
December 31st, 2007 at 10:44 am
ace, what a pussy you are. I didnt ever see any of your picks posted, and then you come on and take shots at oxbig after he is gone? you are like the guy who hides in the bathroom watching guys hit on his girlfriend at the bar, and then comes out afterwards and says “good thing i wasnt here”
December 31st, 2007 at 11:08 am
Acehole, your opinions stink worse than sweaty Columbian pussy after a 12-hour shift in the coca fields in August.
How does someone get lucky time and again? Oh yeah, they don’t. Well, except for someone like you who considers “getting lucky” as hooking up with a 350lb wildabeast chick with genital warts. Don’t worry, I’m sure they’ll clear up sometime around…well, never.
Had you played all of Oxbig’s picks, rather than cherry-picking a couple that you thought sounded good, you’d be up right now. But instead you thought you knew better than the sage of the website and ended up getting burned. Boo-freaking-hoo. Use what $$ you have left to go buy some hydrocortisone for that newly popped up mountain range on your purple helmet.
December 31st, 2007 at 11:17 am
Otis really, I hope that isn’t your real name. C’mon, you have to have something better than some lame guy hitting on his girlfriend analogy. I hope I don’t see you name anymore.
SolidOC, I seems to me like your boyfriend gave you a little something extra when he was plowing your ass several years ago and you still haven’t come to grips with it.
December 31st, 2007 at 2:37 pm
What difference does it make if it is my real name or not? I will tell you one thing, it is the only name I use when I post on this site, as opposed to some little pseudo-name so that you cant get called out on everytime you post.
December 31st, 2007 at 3:49 pm
your parents named you otis. now that is funny
January 3rd, 2008 at 7:58 am
FOATDLMAHFE, you must be retard strong. Dat right bish?