A lot of bikini pictures of Kelly Brook have been floating around the world wide web over the last few days (here, here, here, and topless here).

We’re not particularly sure why Kelly is famous. She’s British. And she’s hot in a Britishy sort of way.  But she certainly hasn’t done anything too remarkable outside of having big boobs, which–depending on who you’re talking with–is pretty remarkable.

The really admirable thing about these photos is the presence of Billy Zane (as sited by WWTDD). Apparently he dates/bangs Kelly, which is pretty awesome considering Billy is 41 and she’s 28, and the last relevant thing he did was a cameo in “Zoolander” (hands down the best part of the movie), and his only other memorable roles are A) the gay actor in “Tombstone”, B) the dude who rapes Nicole Kidman in that boat movie, and C) the guy who gets smacked around by a 100 lb. Leo DiCaprio in “Titanic”.

All we can say is: Bravo, Billy. Bravo. Parlaying your name in a few credits into pulling top shelf twenty-year old ass when you’re in your forties is really what the dream is all about. And we respect the shit out of you for it.

More Kelly after the jump!

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