A lot of people feel like shit this morning. The following feel especially craptastic.

The Barber Twins a.k.a. Tiki and Ronde

These two shmarmy assholes made a media play to get some “twin pub” by taking shots at the Giants only to get bested by a quarterback with the charisma of day old corpse and a hundred pound wide receiver.

Way to go Barbers. You two really are meant for bigger and better things. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer pair of UVA grads.

Side Note: Ronde has a slightly worse Case of the Mondays since he’s known as “the Barber twin with the big nose”. Sucks for him. Twins are weird.

Steely McBeam

Life is tough enough when you spend every day breaking barriers as the NFL’s first homosexual mascot, but when the team you represent blows their 4th quarter comeback by running a QB sweep with a guy who can’t even stay upright on a motorcycle, it can almost be too much to take.

Don’t be surprised to hear reports of Steely drinking himself to death in one of the many assorted gay bars in Pittsburgh over the next few weeks . “Steel Alley” is our best guess at place of death.

Todd Collins

T-Cizzle strolled into Saturday’s wild card game with aspirations of being this decade’s version of Kurt Warner. Instead, Todd Collins made plays only Todd Collins could make, namely tossing up lollipop interceptions for six points the other way.

Montages like this are probably going to be a little tougher to come by in the future:

Marty Schottenheimer

Did you see Norv fucking Turner grinning like a little bitch after winning a wild card game yesterday? A fucking wild card game?! With my team! My team! And that son of a bitch gets credit for a playoff win?!

I exempted out of wild card games like my kid exempts out of algebra exams and people are talking about Norm’s big accomplishment. Bullshit! Utter fucking bullshit!

I could have coached a win against the Titans blindfolded with my dick tied behind my back!

Arrghh! It makes me so fucking angry!

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