Amanda Bynes is currently conducting a pretty extensive campaign to grab our attention. We’re happy to say it’s working.

You probably know Amanda best from trailers for movies you would rather watch MLS than go see. In the past we’ve used such phrases as “Kind of looks like my little sister” and “No thanks, not into dudes” when debating Amanda’s hotness, but no longer.

The new, grown-up Amanda has shed the baby weight and the Nickelodeon shows, and has emailed us several times lobbying for her spot on a Wednesday morning.

Congrats, sweetheart. Your dream has come true. Let us know when your movies start getting R ratings.

Amanda’s Hump Day Bio

Age: 21, Bitches! No fake IDs here. Kind of mind blowing that she’s pretty much the same age as Slutty Miss USA, huh?

Hometown: Thousand Oaks, California. Home of hundreds of trees.

Best Known For: Unfunny movies and television designed to entertain and inspire awkward middle school girls.

Which of Her Crappy Movies Looks the Crappiest: “Hairspray”. Hands down. All Amanda’s work (work?) looks god-awful, but you’d have to tie us up and put us in a gimp outfit to get us to watch a musical starring Travolta in drag.

Recent Improvements That Qualified Her for Hump Day: Leggy dresses and spray tans.

Imperfection We Have No Problem Pointing Out: A little too wholesome. Probably says shit like “Darn!” and “Fudge!” when she should be using “Fuck!” like the rest of society.

Fun Facts: Amanda designs clothing for the same fashion line as Stephon Marbury, which makes sense seeing that the two have so much in common. Marbury’s favorite movie is “She’s the Man”, and Amanda’s favorite pastime is double-teaming strippers with Isiah Thomas.

How We Know Amanda Is Officially Asking For It: That little hand wave she’s incorporated into her red carpet photos. We know that wave. That’s code for: “Mind giving me a lift to Bone City?”

Estimated Number of Dudes She’s Been Invaded By: 1 1/2. The first guy blew through his clip before the perp was in sight, if you know what we mean.

Potential for Prudiness: High. This chick is 21, makes movies about boys having cooties, and still lives with her parents. You do the math.

Level of Conquest Difficulty: Medium. She’s saving herself for “the one”, but she really likes our Tony Romo coverage, so we’re thinking it would take somewhere around three margaritas and an hour’s worth of conversation.

Happy Hump Day!

“Hump Day” is NextRound’s weekly segment featuring pretty ladies you should get to know. Click here to check out previous editions.

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