Hump Day: Ashley Scott
January 30th, 2008 by NextRound
Time to get to know Ashley Scott, the blonde with “Do Me” eyes that will be gracing the screens of your local theater this weekend in “Strange Wilderness”, the new poorly slapped together stonerfest comedy starring Steve Zahn, the fat dude from “Superbad”, and the Mac guy, Justin Long (who has apparently been shock treated into believing he can’t do better than Drew Barrymore).
It’s hard to believe someone as boneriffic as Ashley Scott has roughly ten movies and five television shows to her credit and we have no idea who she is. But that turns out to be the case. We just happened to stumble upon her when scanning the credits of “Strange Wilderness” for any actresses unsuccessful enough to not pass on that movie.
Ashley’s been in the business since 2001 and–from our research–her primary accomplishment has been dating a bunch of famous dudes, which, if you’re going to get technical, means she’s been in two different types of the business since 2001. But that’s just semantics.
All that really matters is Ashley is hot and stars in subpar movies, which means she’s not too famous to be unimpressed by a couple of guys who operate their own website and have more than a few passing thoughts on the New Kids on the Block comeback. Ashley, we’re coming for you.
Ashley Scott’s Hump Day Bio
Age: 30. Little long in the tooth for our tastes, but she seems to be holding up pretty well. Chick has “alimony payment” written all over her.
Hometown: Charleston, SC, making the odds 50/50 that she’s been rufeed in a bar by our boy JK on a random Friday night.
Things She’s Been in That Explains Why You’ve Never Heard of Her: “A.I.”, “Dark Angel”, “Birds of Prey”, “Joey”, “Into the Blue”, “Just Friends”, and “Jericho”. We defy you to find a less remarkable resume.
Dudes She’s Been Linked To: Leo Dicaprio (twig, we’d kick his ass), Ashton Kutcher (pencil-necked douchebag, we did kick his ass once), Colin Farrell (had a beer with him, then kicked some French dude’s ass), Shemar Moore (black dude, would definitely kick our ass), and Keifer Sutherland (raging alcoholic, regularly kicks terrorist ass despite being 5′5″).
Fun Facts:
- Ashley thinks people actually watch “Jericho”.
- She says sex with Leo was reminiscent of fooling around with another chick in her dorm room.
- When on the set of “Joey”, Matt LeBlanc only offered to “give her a tour” of his trailer on three separate occassions.
- Keifer made her pretend to be wheelchair bound when they went out in public together (because he’s a midget).
The Best YouTube Clip: The first thirty seconds of this clip from “Just Friends” where she plays a slutty nurse. That movie is so bad it’s hard to believe Ryan Reynolds didn’t pass on it.
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