Today we venture down a road we never saw coming: Israeli chicks. More specifically, Bar Refaeli. Weird name for someone you want to have buy you dinner, we know. Leave it to the Israelis.

Bar is an internationally renowned model / dater of Leonardo DiCaprio. You probably know her from that time you made the people around you uncomfortable by staring at her magazine cover with a hand down your pants. And you probably also know her as the hot chick cheering you on when you decapitate Leo DiCaprio in the mental steel cage match you create every time you see them pictured together.

From our analysis, we’ve concluded one of two thing. Either:

A) Leo is closet gay man and an exceptional selector of beards (i.e. Gisele and now Bar), OR

B) Leo is kind of awesome and should buy us a beer sometime, because he’s developed an amazing formula where he only dates hot foreign models in their early twenties and then trades them in when he’s ready for an upgrade.

The jury’s out on that one.

Bar Refaeli’s Hump Day Bio

Age: 22. Low mileage. In marvelous overall condition. Leo’s got about three years left on the lease.

Hometown: Hod HaSharon, Israel, where the other Jewish women talk about what a chain-smoking whore she is behind her back.

Places You May Have Seen Her: GQ (if you’re a well-dressed gay man), Sports Illustrated (if you’re still rocking dial-up), Maxim (if you don’t have the stones to go ahead and buy the Penthouse), or Arena (if you’re a well-dressed gay British man).

Dudes She’s Been Linked To: Leo DiCaprio and the incomparable David Charvet (”Baywatch” is the tits in Israel).

Fun Facts on Bar Refaeli:

• Too young to remember Leo’s breakout role as the homeless kid on “Growing Pains”, but was convinced he was legitimately retarded after seeing “Gilbert Grape”.
• Did a photoshoot with the Aerosmith. The entire band died the next day. Counting Crows are working on a tribute album.
• Concurs with Ashley Scott that sex with Leo is reminiscent of fooling around with another chick in her dorm room.
• Has generated more boners than all other living Israeli women combined.
• Thought Marky Mark was hands down the best part of “The Departed”.

Our Favorite YouTube Clip: This one from an Israeli photoshoot where everyone speaks funny and Bar’s boobs look like they may fall out as she barebacks a thoroughbred. Comedy and intrigue. Not much more you can ask for from a YouTube clip.

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Happy Hump Day!

Previous Editions of Hump Day:

• Ashley Scott
• Eliza Dushku
• Heidi Montag
• Amanda Bynes
• Tara Conner

“Hump Day” is NextRound’s weekly segment featuring pretty ladies you should get to know. Click here to check out previous editions.

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