We don’t make it a practice of delivering haymakers to females, but on occasion, we make an exception. In this case, the exception is Tyra Banks. This chick is killing us. How Tyra went from SI Swimsuit Edition erection inducer to the uber annoying crusader for fat chicks she is now, we’ll never understand.

We don’t remember her saying a word prior to 2004. Yet nowadays, instead of having big boobs and keeping quiet, the new Tyra is the champion for boring women everywhere, terrorizing our television sets from all angles, burning bras (above) in order to teach a bunch of ugly ladies some sort of life lesson.

Seriously, what the fuck is this about? And why do we have to put up with it? As far as we’re concerned, only chicks with implants should be allowed to walk around braless.

We blame Chris Webber for all this. That dude is cursed. Everything he touches gets poisoned. Pre-Webber Tyra looked like this:

Post-Webber Tyra has some crappy TV show where she encourages her chubby friends to take their pants off as a sign of solidarity. Brutal.

Can Oprah go ahead and assassinate her already? Random women spontaneously taking their pants off is only a good thing if your somewhere that serves a lunch buffet.

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• Reggie Bush
  
• Philip Rivers
• Will Smith
• Cisco Adler
• Riley Giles

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