Top Five Reactions To The New Indiana Jones Trailer
February 15th, 2008 by NextRound
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Unrelenting “Call Your Physician Because It’s Been Over Four Hours” Erection. You own a hat and a whip and regularly check archeology blogs. You’ve been waiting 19 years. A hummer from a porn star couldn’t keep you from the first midnight showing.]
Reserving Excitement. After the “Star Wars” prequels debacle you’re determined to not let George Lucas fuck you again.
I Could Kick Harrison Ford’s Ass. You’re a big fan of the trilogy and definitely plan on seeing this installment in the theater, but you can’t quite shake how fucking old Harrison Ford is.
I Could Kick Shia LaBeouf’s Ass. You’re a big fan of the trilogy and definitely plan on seeing this installment in the theater, but you can’t quite shake what a little bitch Shia LaBeouf is.
Movies Are for Virgins. You couldn’t care less. Dudes that are into movies are also into other dudes’ penises.
