We’re not sure how you could have missed it, but in case you did, Lindsay Lohan did a nude photo shoot and the pictures are EVERYWHERE. She has big boobs. Too bad she banged this dude. [WWTDD]

We were right, no one gave a shit about the actual All-Star game. [Awful Announcing]

Eva Longoria looking highly disappointing in a bikini. Man, the French ruin everything. [Hollywood Tuna]

Apparently the new college football rule changes (mostly clock related) the NCAA is proposing won’t completely ruin and/or shorten the game. Warning: this article may involve math. [FanHouse]

We still have no idea what to make of Alyssa Milano. Sure, she looks hot 75% of the time and is really into sports. At the same time she’s been run through by about 35 pro athletes…that we know of. Jury’s still out. [Popoholic]

The Florida Marlins marketing team has developed another gem. Dancing fat dudes should lead to attendance reaching at least 14% capacity this season. [Deadspin]

After all the talk about how the internet is killing the music, movie, and television industries, it turns out it’s the one industry that truly matters–the porn industry–that’s getting slaughtered. [Portfolio via The Big Lead]

Probably a fairly accurate interpretation of Roger Goodell’s reaction to the Vegas bouncer shot by Pac Man’s crew. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

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