Today’s edition of what’s not lame around the world wide web:

The Punchable Faces of Chris Berman. One word: Awesome. [FoodCourtLunch]

We knew Dwight Howard meant to throw the ball into the basket in dunk competition. We told you whiny bitches. [FanHouse]

A pretty nice list of Top 11 Sitcom Crushes. Except no way DJ Tanner makes our list. Or Julia Louis-Dretfuss ranks in the top 5. Same for Winnie Cooper. And how are Nikki Cox and Lori Laughlin basement dwellers? Besides that, it’s money. [Brahsome]

Another resurgence for Jenn Sterger. We have to hand it to her, for having butter face she’s managed to really milk out her 15 minutes. [Epic Carnival]

Woman fired for chronic flatulance loses lawsuit. We told your mom she didn’t have a case. BONG! [Barstool Sports]

Tremendous breakdown of How To Become a Scientologist. [Holy Taco]

Gene Simmons’s sex tape, because you asked for it. So gross his wrinkly balls get to bang hot chicks. At least he kept his shirt on. (Extremely NSFW) [Fleshbot]

Olivia Munn and her front court at the “Semi-Pro” premiere making a serious argument for Hump Day. [Popholic]

Cal-Berkeley finally has enough of the hippies. Took fucking long enough. [SportsbyBrooks]

Congrats Dawg fans, another media member on the ‘08 bandwagon. [The Big Lead]

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