Today’s edition of what’s not lame around the world wide web:

27 Jersey Pick Up Lines. As always, we get a little too excited about anything that makes fun of Jersey. [CO-ED]

No other way to say it, Christina Aguilera’s boobs are fucking huge. [HollywoodTuna]

One of the few reality shows worth your time, “Beauty and the Geek”, is upping the ante next season by casting a playmate as one of the contestants. We approve. [Busted Coverage]

Dennis Dixon parties at strip clubs with Darius Miles. More bad decisions to come. [The Big Lead]

In this new Esquire photoshoot, Kate Beckinsale once again makes a case for us to not kick her out of bed. [Popoholic]

NBC still attempting to save “Friday Night Lights” in some form or another. We take back all the jokes we made at the expense of the new “Knight Rider”. [Variety]

Did you know Orlando Bloom moved on from Kate Bosworth to this chick? We didn’t. Fuck that guy. We want our money back for “At World’s End”. [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]

Belichick’s new nemesis, Matt Walsh, let’s you know where he’s coming from. [Deadspin]

The idea behind “Be Kind Rewind” may have been stolen from Amanda Bynes’s old Nickelodeon show. Wow, just when you already thought a premise looked really shitty… [WWTDD]

Entertaining and educational flow chart which helps you determine whether or not you dress like a douchebag. This thing should be implemented in the public school system. [Tasty Booze]

4:20PM Update:

Massive NBA trade involving Ben Wallace and everyone’s favorite white Miami of Ohio alumnist named Wally. [ESPN]

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