Today’s edition of what’s not lame around the world wide web:

Greg Oden cements his position as our favorite inactive NBA player by busting out his new frohawk. Between the new hair and the ESPN the Magazine commercial, how do you not effing love this guy? [Deceptively Quick]

Just when you thought the dipshittery couldn’t get more cartoonish with Spencer and Heidi, they go out and tell the world they’re making a video game about themselves. Real people can’t actually be this miserable, right? These are actors playing parts, correct? [Holy Taco]

Tremendous gallery of the Oregon cheerleading squad. Who new there was so much talent in the Pacific Northwest? Phil Knight, that’s who. [Busted Coverage]

Attention anyone who appreciated professional wrestling in the 1990’s, a Top 7 All-Time Undertaker Matches list has been compiled. Nice to see the guy’s finally getting his due. [Joe Sports Fan]

Megan Fox making a front court play. We approve. [On 205th]

You knew it had to happen at some point, the tide has turned and things are starting to come up Falcons. Heads, bitches! [ESPN]

Nice to see someone else wants to ban stall pissers. [Tasty Booze]

Berman acknowledges his videos on the web, displaces blame on Russians and people not recognizing the sanctity of “the huddle”. Are they the ones who called Al Michaels a fuckhead? [Deadspin]

Angelina, trailers, lesbian sex. [WWTDD]

Some con man has been claiming to be Kellen Winslow Sr. and ripping off black assistant football coaches across the country. Sounds like the work of Kellen Winslow Jr. “I’M A SOLDIER!” [FanHouse]

Aaron Carter loves the drugs. We always knew that kid was gangsta. [IDLYITW]

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