Today’s edition of what’s not lame around the world wide web:

This chick should have won something last night. Like lifetime achievement in cleavage, maybe. [On 205th]

Bryant McKinney is not doing “The U” stereotype any favors. Hands down our favorite part of the recap is: “…shoved his camera phone in the man’s face and finally picked up a heavy pole and slammed it over his head, all as a large crowd gathered to watch the action…” [Miami Herald via With Leather]

Serious question: Would you or would you not take a run at Brooke Hogan if the opportunity presented itself? [Hollywoodtuna]

Ex-FSU receiver De’Cody Fagg injures himself in Combine workout, most likely career ending. We feel so bad for the poor bastard we’re not even giggling at his last name as we type this. [FanHouse]

Angelina is knocked up again. [IDLYITW]

The charges against our girl Alycia Lane have kind of been dropped. We’re pretty bummed since we’ve been looking forward to a conjugal visit. [Awful Announcing]

The Playboy energy drink is finally on the market. And as JB put it, “Leave it to a decrepit Hugh Hefner to jump on a hip trend five years to late.” Moral of the Story: there is no room in the energy drink biz for old balls. [CO-ED]

And more fake awards! [Holy Taco]

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