Today’s edition of what’s not lame around the world wide web:

Cool and toughness reaches all new heights with 4–count ‘em, 4–popped collars. Just go ahead and kill us now. Our work here is done. [Tasty Booze]

If Megan Fox gets any more heinous we’re going to quit linking to pictures of her. [Popoholic]

Tremendous collection of photos from white guys working out at the combine. Long live the awkward Caucasian athlete. [Throwing Into Traffic]

Reggie Bush skipped his deposition. Rumor (that we started) has it that he was busy shopping for duvet covers and strapless thongs with his goat-faced lady friend. [Yahoo Sports]

Vegas now favoring Lakers to win the NBA title. And all it took was one lopsided trade for an unkempt European dude that doesn’t know how to spell his own first name. You’re in America! Add the “L”! [SportsbyBrooks]

As a rule we don’t post links to shirtless dudes, but Hugh Jackman has DEFINITELY been attending the Sly Stallone School for Role Preparation for the new Wolverine movie. [WWTDD]

Cris Carter has been added to ESPN’s NFL crew. This better mean layoffs are in store for some of those deadbeats, because that studio is starting to look like the back of a van crossing the border from Mexico. [Awful Announcing]

Matt Damon has signed on for another Jason Bourne movie. And we just ordered the Blu-Ray box set for the first three. About right. [Holy Taco]

Randy Moss to Dallas? If this rumor becomes a reality all we need is for the Romo-Simpson wedding to take place in order for us to 100% dedicate this site to Cowboys humor. [The Big Lead]

Some studio just greenlit “Transporter 3″. And unbeknownst to them they also greenlit a Steve Irony erection. [Variety]

Fun breakdown of the Top 10 Best TV Show Intros. We wish the Six Million Dollar Man was our dad. [On 205th]

Another college basketball battle in Tennessee tonight. Phil Fulmer better be embellishing his resume as we speak, because that state’s using up all it’s 2008 sports karma before football season even kicks off. [ESPN]

Joe Francis is launching a Girls Gone Wild magazine from his prison cell. Will someone please shiv this dude already. [Page Six]

Fake wrestling is more profitable than boxing or dancing on network television. Ask Floyd Mayweather. [Joe Sports Fan]

In a final somber note, Yao Ming is donezo for the rest of the 2008 season with a stress fracture in his foot. We’re genuinely going to miss that goofy bastard. Get well soon. [With Leather]

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