Will Ferrell’s “Semi-Pro” opens this weekend. Check 7 or more of the following true and it’s a virtual lock you’re going to enjoy it.

The words “pissing” and “excellence” represent you in some form or another in an online profile. T __ F __

You had no clue who John C. Reilly was prior to 2006. T __ F __

You have on more than one occasion followed up a particularly money one-liner with “Whammy!”. T __ F __

Every time “Blades of Glory” comes up in conversation you find yourself saying, “As far as mail-in jobs go it was pretty fucking funny.” T __ F __

You’ve told more than one confused person you “almost nunchucked them and they didn’t even know it.” T __ F __

The only rewind action your DVR saw during the Super Bowl was for this commercial. T __ F __

This Friday night has been planned for over a month thanks to a little help from the good people at Fandango and floppyflask.com. T __ F __

You’ve told more than one confused female at a bar that you’re “kind of a big deal” and it didn’t get you laid. T __ F __

You rented “Stranger Than Fiction” and were extremely disappointed. T __ F __

The words “Adam Sandler” and “played out” have yet to cross paths in your brain. T __ F __

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