Today’s edition of what’s not lame around the world wide web:

This is Denise Milani. Her body was apparently inspired by trashy animation. We approve. [Holy Taco]

No matter how hard each party tries, Tim Tebow will not endorse a presidential candidate. What the Dems and GOP don’t realize is that Tebow is Green Party all the way, baby. Ralph Nader is his homeboy. [SportsbyBrooks]

Michael Gambon is an old British actor that you’ve probably seen in a few things like “Layer Cake” and “Harry Potter” (if you’re a bit of a dork). But what you don’t know about him is that he’s secretly awesome. Awesome how? He keeps a mistress and a bastard kid on the side that everyone knows about and his wife of 45 years pretends to ignore. That’s how. [Page Six]

8 Signs You May Not Be Good at Sports. The first picture may have been stolen from Booth’s parents’ house. [Wall Street Fighter]

John Elway is not aging gracefully. We knew the bad karma from refusing to play for the Colts would one day come back and haunt him. [Sportswrap via Deadspin]

Nice tribute to De’Cody Fagg listing other athlete names that cause you to snicker. [Fan IQ]

Maxim reviews Nas’s album without actually listening to it. When the fuck is Maxim going to figure out that their magazine should be solely dedicated to pictorials of famous chicks that won’t go all the way nude? First their retarded sexiest females list (Lohan #1?), now this shit. [Page Six]

Who did Vanderbilt do the biggest favor for last night? Duke or North Carolina, that’s who. [FanHouse]

You’re going to find this hard to believe, but Adrien Grenier (aka Vincent Chase) is a ginormous douchebag in real life. Shocker, we know. [WWTDD]

After years of us clamoring for it, the wonderbra equivalent to men’s underwear is finally hitting the market. We’ll take one for every day of the week please. [Gawker]

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