Today’s edition of what’s not lame around the world wide web:

Nicole Manske is NASCAR’s resident broadcasting hottie who we were entirely unaware of. Can you spell Hump Day? [The Big Lead]

Derek Anderson signs a new deal with the Browns. Gays in the greater Ohio area better watch their step over the next few weeks. [ESPN]

As much as you probably didn’t anticipate this, Hollywood is one big collective hard-on for Barack Obama. When are these bi-polar loons going to realize their endorsements hurt more than help? We may have more on this topic later. [WWTDD]

Just when Hulk Hogan lost a few cool points for the crappiness that is the new “American Gladiators”, he bangs his daughter’s assistant and TOTALLY redeems himself! [Contact Music]

As incompetent as you think Atlanta Hawks GM, Billy Knight, may be, it’s beginning to look like Atlanta Hawks ownership outranks him in incompetence. It’s a scary world out there. [FanHouse]

SWPL nails another one: Multilingual children. This site is quickly becoming our favorite daily read. If we had any money or initiative we’d try to acquire them. [Stuff White People Like]

Some new photos of the Olsen twins to reinforce our earlier Playboy column. Less of them, more ladies of the SEC. We clear on this? [Holy Taco]

Prince Harry has been fighting in Afghanistan, but had to be pulled out when the media got hold of this information due to safety concerns. People do realize he’s fighting for the British, right? They’re like a quarter testicle tougher than the French. Didn’t a bunch of guys in raccoon hats sharing guns beat them to win our independence? [Gawker]

Natalie Portman brought it last night on Letterman. Having to constantly hear about how sexy Scarlett Johansson is the best thing that ever happened to this chick. [City Rag]

Isaiah Thomas has banned Stephon Marbury from MSG. We’re one step closer to the inevitable: Isaiah suiting up in short shorts. [With Leather]

And yet another aspiring porn star on MySpace: Sasha Singleton. Coming soon to a Brett Michaels reality show near you! [Hottest Girls of MySpace]

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