Today’s edition of what’s not lame around the world wide web:

Devastating news today that Patrick Swayze may only have weeks to live. Outside of “Ghost”, “Dirty Dancing”, and that drag movie he did with Wesley Snipes, we celebrate the guy’s entire catalogue. The report is from the National Enquirer, so let’s all keep our fingers crossed they made it up. [WWTDD]

In the wake of Favreapalooza, we’re not sure if anyone knows or cares that Warren Sapp is also retiring. Remember that time he almost fought Mike Sherman? That was awesome. [Yahoo Sports]

Even the chicks that play basketball at Arizona State are hot. [Hottest Girls of Facebook]

Javon Walker signed a ridiculous deal with the Raiders. You get the feeling a bat shit crazy Al Davis asked Walker what the best offer he’d gotten so far was and told him to triple it. [FanHouse]

We’re not sure if this Amanda Braun chick is really Russian or not, but we’d certainly “hammer and sickle” her if you know what we mean. [Holy Taco]

Your favorite basketball player, Kyle Korver, not doing much good for the overall rep of white guys in the NBA. [SportsbyBrooks]

Not sure how this picture got taken, but we’re happy it did. Six girls, one cup. Not gross. [Wall Street Fighter]

We know sooooo many white people that are into grad school. Dead fucking on, bra. [Stuff White People Like]

Jordan (the UK model version) may have lost a step or two, but she still looks pretty solid in these photos. [Hollywoodtuna]

Just when you thought things couldn’t get more nauseating, the NFL Network announces 30 hours of Favre coverage. They better dedicate at list two hours to the drunken partying mess he was in Atlanta. [Awful Announcing]

Take a break from all the Favre coverage with a spoofed Favre conversation with Chris Mortensen. It’s the only way you’re going to get through the next few days. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

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