Today’s edition of what’s not lame around the world wide web:

We really enjoyed this photo of Pam Anderson attempting to lick some chubby goon. Why? Because washed up bimbos and greasy dudes are funny, that’s why. [Holy Taco]

Some lonely restaurant worker is claiming he got his hands on a Brady-Gisele sex tape. We’re calling bullshit, citing both the source and the fact that bad things don’t happen to Tom Brady (he let Eli win the Super Bowl). [FanHouse]

Not quite as hot as you’d hope she’d be, but who’s going to turn down an in-depth profile of a USC cheerleader? [Hottest Girls of Facebook]

We’re sure that way more of you than are willing to admit it already know that Oscar’s niece, Daisy De La Hoya, is in the final group on Brett Michael’s “Rock of Love”, but we figured we’d mention it anyway. [SportsbyBrooks]

Eureka! Bad high school memories are something white people like! [Stuff White People Like]

Tremendous photo that will appeal to our super pervy contingent (95% of our visitors). [Wall Street Fighter]

Gauging just how fun and fearless Romo really is. [KSK]

Tito Ortiz is hanging it up from UFC fighting, presumably because hiding food from Jenna Jameson has become a full time job. [On 205th]

Robert Downy, Jr. goes black face for his next movie. Iron Man AND black dudes?! The guy has some fucking range, doesn’t he? [IDLYITW]

In case you heard that story about Lil’ Romeo playing hoops for USC next season and it led you to believe that Master P’s kid is good at basketball, don’t worry, he’s not. [Deadspin]

Shocker of the week! Mike Hampton injures his groin in the second inning of second preseason game. Can’t the Braves file charges against the guy at this point? [ESPN]

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