Today’s edition of what’s not lame around the world wide web:

MILF Monday featuring Jenny McCarthy. We bet you forgot how hot this chick can still be because of all the farting and shitty movies and Jim Carrey being around, didn’t you? [Holy Taco]

Just maybe the greatest photo you’ll ever see ever. [Tasty Booze]

Katie Holmes was apparently Tom Cruise’s fourth choice after Jennifer Garner, Jessica Alba, and Scarlett Johannson. Even as creepy and weird as Scientology is, we’d rank Katie behind those three as well. [IDLYITW]

Apple dropped a lot of coin today to feature the Beatles’ entire catalogue on ITunes. We would have gone after C&C Music Factory instead, but whatever. [Mashable]

Kind of weird, but the Family Guy creator is dating Elisha Dushku. [Contact Music]

Now that this Matt Walsh guy is probably going to squeal on Belichick the muckraking has begun. Before you know it his To Catch a Predator video is showing up on YouTube. This dude is going to so wish he’d never talked. [MJD]

Speaking of the Patriots, the real scoop is that cheerleading tryouts just started. Behold 90% of the hot chicks in the greater New England area. [On 205th]

NY Governor Eliot Spitzer linked to prostitution ring. Just another high profile example of a dude getting in trouble for paying chicks to leave. [AP]

Angelina is DEFINITELY knocked up. The jury’s still out on whether it’s ours or Brad’s though. [WWTDD]

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