Today’s edition of what’s not lame around the world wide web:

We knew Abigail Clancy was hot, but seriously, she’s really fucking hot. [On 205th]

Just when you thought you might go the rest of your existence Slyless, Stallone reveals he’s writing another “Rambo”. [Contact Music]

Shaun Alexander is apparently really confused as to why the Seahawks signed both Julius Jones and TJ Duckett. We’re pretty sure just about any asshole who owned him in a fantasy league last year could sit him down and spell it out for him. [ESPN]

Now this is the sort of thing that Facebook is stupendous for: really hot chicks from USC. How depressing is it to think about how easy Matt Leinart could bag her? [Hottest Girls of Facebook]

Cheerleaders Party Hard: Orange Coast College Edition. [Busted Coverage]

We can’t bring ourselves to actually embed this video, but if you’re into little people AND you either love or hate Amy Winehouse, you may (operative term being “may”) enjoy this. [Holy Taco]

Dwayne Jarrett arrested for DWI. Apparently he got the memo we sent him that cabs are for bitches. [FanHouse]

Remember Patsy Kensit? No? Us either. Want to see her nipples? [IDLYITW]

If you’ve got 40K lying around or you were the lucky bastard to stumble upon the wallet we dropped in the strip club last weekend, you can purchase this half naked picture of Gisele. [With Leather]

Perv Special: Hayden Panettiere’s new Candie’s campaign. [Popoholic]

All you need to know about the Jamarcus Russell weight gain. Dude is fat. [Throwing in Traffic]

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