Today’s edition of what’s not lame around the world wide web:

Remember Jaime King? She was in “Sin City”. No? Us either. Wait, did she flash her rack? Yeah, now we remember. [Popoholic]

Best story involving robbery, masturbation, and a poisoned dog that you’ve read in a while. [On 205th]

Duke’s Brian Zoubek makes Kyle Korver look like Charles Oakley on the court. [Brahsome]

Another great round of MySpace v. Facebook. Lady sailor outfits rock. [Tasty Booze]

Want a better look at what a couple Gs can get you when you roll Eliot Spitzer style? Yeah, we thought you might. [WWTDD]

T.O. is spending his offseason just like you’d expect. First, taking in some mens volleyball, then moving to ladies softball. That’s called being well-rounded people. [FanHouse]

Giants sign David Carr. Now boast both the fattest backup quarterback and the most effeminate backup quarterback in the league. Sources say Eli does not feel threatened, unless showering with teammates. [ESPN]

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