Today’s edition of what’s not lame around the world wide web:

Fakies, Playboy, Beer Bongs, LSU, Sluttiness, Facebook. All good things as far as we’re concerned. [Hottest Girls of Facebook]

At this point your mom has checked out the pictures of Eliot Spitzer’s lady friend and decided she worth five grand, but we’d be remiss if we didn’t link to them at least once. [Gawker]

Just as we’d expected all along, it was other people holding David Carr’s career back, not him being completely devoid of pocket presence. [FanHouse]

Your boy Joe Francis is free and back to doing what he does best: convincing drunk chicks its a good idea to show their boobs to strangers. And not a moment too soon. We were concerned that this was turning into some sort of Nelson Mandella situation. [Page Six]

An Oklahoma appeals court has ruled that upskirt photos are in no way illegal if taken in public. Sounds like another “brought it on herself” ruling. On an unrelated note, we’ll be taking next week off as we vacation to Norman, Oklahoma. [Tasty Booze]

Seriously, this talentless Audrina chick, worth crossing the street to bang? [Hollywoodtuna]

Mandy Moore’s mom is now apparently a gay lady. We don’t really care if her mom likes to go down on other chicks or not, but we do care about how hot Mandy used to be. Scroll down to the pics at the bottom of this link. What happened? Travesty. [WWTDD]

Kate Bosworth is just a touch too skinny. Note to Kate: Skeletons were designed to be worn internally. [Popoholic]

The Beckhams in America experiment may already be over. I think we all know Tom Cruise is to blame. [On 205th]

Minor League team pulls a “Law & Order”-esque “ripped-from-the-headlines” coup with their Eliot Spitzer Night promotion. Couldn’t be lamer if it was thought up by Ashton Kutcher. [With Leather]

After hourly emails from us over the last two years, the CW is finally planning a “90210″ spin-off. No news on Ian Zeiring’s availability just yet. Keep your fingers crossed. [CO-ED]

We had no clue Anquan Boldin is so underpaid. Those savings must have been what helped the Cardinal’s afford the retractable turf. [MJD]

And just in case you’d already come to conclusions, the U.S. Attorney’s office has confirmed Michael Jordan is not the rumored “Client 10″. Pretty sure that’s because he works solely under the alias “Agent 23″ in prostitution circles. [SportsbyBrooks]

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