Litmus Test: Week In Sports Edition
March 13th, 2008 by NextRound
If your team’s best player is a 7′6″ Chinese dude who’s out for the rest of the season with a stress fracture AND you’ve got a funny sounding 50 year-old African man to replace him…
Then your team will never lose another game again. EVER.
If you’re a controversial former college basketball coach, ESPN’s latest commentator, and you think the F-bomb is the gem of the English vocabulary…
Then you think conference tournaments are for fucking chumps.
If the Atlanta Hawks passed on your team’s point guard in the draft so they could take another shooting guard…
Then your team’s superb point guard play will single-handily get you in the playoffs despite a mediocre supporting cast
If you were the number one overall pick and you’re supposed to take over the starting QB job for the train wreck that is the Raiders…
Then the “step away from the buffet” philosophy is a little trickier to implement than most people can imagine.
