Today’s edition of what’s not lame around the world wide web:

You’ll be amazed to discover how many dudes look like Kenny Rogers. [Holy Taco]

In case you forgot, today is Steak & BJ day across this great land of ours. We suggest just you find some nice young prey at a bar tonight and tell her you’ve already had your steak. [CO-ED]

We have no idea who out there is digging Tila Tequila, but you’re fucking weird. She’s officially on the “wouldn’t cross the street to bang her” list. Bet she picks up a high def satellite signal on that forehead. [Hollywoodtuna]

Just figure out a way to quadruple you salary and you can be Tiger Woods’s neighbor. [Deadspin]

Seriously, it’s official. We’re taking grad courses at ASU starting next fall. [Hottest Girls of Facebook]

Yes, for the 100th time, Jenn Sterger is still getting work. [On 205th]

High school discipline issues. Only qualifying to get into West Virginia. Deion Sanders for a mentor. Noel Devine got into trouble? Bullshit. [ESPN]

The story about Chris Rock getting blackmailed for rape is pretty effing scary. Good thing we aren’t rich or talented enough for someone to want to blackmail us. [WWTDD]

Brady and Eli in the same place for the first time since the Super Bowl. Did Tom get a spray tan? Are we officially witnessing the decline of Brady and the rise of Eli? [SportsbyBrooks]

The video of Bryant McKinnie partying is long and really fucking creepy so we don’t feel like posting it here. But if you’re into long and creepy we suggest you check it out. [MJD]

The Duke “Flopping Camp”Application. Good times making fun of dorks. [With Leather]

Arsenio Hall AND Kid & Play t-shirts are available. We find a Sinbad one and we’ll have a pretty solid rotation. [Tasty Booze]

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