Today’s edition of what’s not lame around the world wide web:

Jennifer Aniston rocks a Brazilian cut bikini and we have to admit we’re impressed. At this point we have no idea where we stand on Aniston’s hotness. [Hollywoodtuna]

However, we’d put Ivanka Trump in a first class seat to Poundtown. [Popoholic]

In honor of Saint Patrick’s Day, Irish Athlete Power Rankings. See, like 10% of us aren’t raging alcoholics (at least on gameday). [Joe Sports Fan]

Top 10 most gruesome (and real) pro wrestling injuries. [On 205th]

You can add bar brawl blackmail to “multiple girlfriends pregnant at once” and “narrow ass” to the list of things currently dropping Darren McFadden’s draft status. [FanHouse]

So Kristen Davis (a.k.a. the only one you’d bang from “Sex & the City”) may be in a sex tape. Probably a look-a-like, but would be nice for someone to break into an industry currently cornered by celebrity hookers. [WWTDD]

ATTENTION WIGGERS: Eminem is hitting the studio and the gym, plans to be 15 lbs. lighter by the time you shoplift his new album in that big puffy jacket of yours. [Page Six]

Another hot ASU chick. Hard to believe, we know. Scroll down to the second picture (yeah, the one about getting salads tossed). College is awesome. [Hottest Girls of Facebook]

Heather Mills wins over 200 mil in her divorce settlement with Paul McCartney. That kind of dough will buy a lot of wooden legs. [Contact Music]

Britney and Mel Gibson had a dinner date on Saturday night. Yeah, read that again. [WWTDD]

Jim Cramer tried to tell you Bear Stearns was done for! Oh wait, no he didn’t. [Gawker]

The Eagles must bus chicks in for cheerleading tryouts, because we’ve been to Philly, and let’s just say we didn’t see this kind of talent. [On 205th]

Did you know there were Sports Emmys? Did you know some people don’t think Tim McCarver sucks? Did you think FOX’s BCS coverage could get nominated for an award that doesn’t have “Butchering” in the title? [Awful Announcing]

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