Today’s edition of what’s not lame around the world wide web:

Ashley Russell loves football and used to be a little chubby. Sounds right in our wheelhouse. [Epic Carnival]

In case you’ve been wondering why you haven’t been rocking any new DMX lately, it’s because the dude is fucking insane. Exhibit A: His thoughts on Barack Obama. [Holy Taco]

Newest MySpace v. Facebook winner not unattractive. [Tasty Booze]

Fourteen years later, people are beginning to suspect Puff Daddy knew about the 1994 shooting of Tupac (not the one where he died) in advance. You win one Punch in the Face Friday and people start pointing fingers. [Gawker]

Vegas likes UCLA to win it all. And as Fan IQ points out, having the hottest cheerleaders probably has something to do with it. [Fan IQ]

Just like Tiger, his new house in the Hamptons refuses to suck. Good thing this dude has a receder. [NY Post]

FanHouse brings up some good points as to why no team has signed Byron Leftwich this offseason. If you don’t have time to read the post, we’ll sum it up for you: Because Leftwich sucks. [FanHouse]

Looks like we’re not the only ones with a Video Roundup.. Weird. [CO-ED]

Alright Hulkimaniacs, get ready to make a trip to the theater warm up those DVD players, because the Hulkster has a new movie role. [Joe Sports Fan]

For all the bitching and moaning everyone does about ESPN (and we do our share), they do some things right. Like the new ESPNews HD. God, we love HD. [Awful Announcing]

Now THIS is what we’ve been waiting for. A new hot young polevaulter. Seriously, how are they in such low supply? [With Leather]

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