Today’s edition of what’s not lame around the world wide web:

In case you’ve been looking for more pictures of that chick Jason Kidd knocked up, here you go. All in one place. [Hottest Girls of MySpace]

Seriously, how has the whole fucking world forgotten about AJ McLean?! There is just no appreciation for genius anymore! [Holy Taco]

This came out early this morning and the buzz has grown substantially, but that chick from “The Hills” got naked for $$ right out of high school. Is it us or was she hotter then? Don’t answer that. [WWTDD]

Terrell Pryor picks the great state of Ohio as his place of choice to become a big bombastic bust. [SportsbyBrooks]

Seriously, where did Oregon score all the hot cheerleaders? (Not the dude.) [Busted Coverage]

Jack Ryan is back bitch! No word if Affleck will be reprising the role (which he was surprising OK at). We may start a petition to bring back Alec Baldwin. [Variety]

A father and son duo that will make you feel pretty good about your relationship with your dad. [Tasty Booze]

Are you tired of that 99 cents bullshit on iTunes? Yeah, us too. We all know it’s really a dollar. Help may be on the way. [Mashable]

Nice piece of information to throw around to your buddies when you want to act like you know a lot about sports: Dallas has not beaten a team with a winning record since acquiring Jason Kidd. Sounds like too much impregnating of high class call girls if you ask us (see first link). [FanHouse]

Steve Irony and Big Cherry are the only people we know who can tell you what number the Sci-Fi channel is, but they may be onto something with this Tricia Helfer chick. On second thought, they’re still dorks. [Popoholic]

Yeeeeaah, so that staying for his senior year thing didn’t work out too well for Brandon Ore. [ESPN]

We had no idea Johnny Depp was playing John Dillinger in an upcoming flick, but we are totally in. Dude would act the whole set of “One Tree Hill” into paralysis. [IDLYITW]

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