Cheryl Tweedy is a member of the new, less popular version of the Spice Girls called Girls Aloud. We’re extremely happy to announce we don’t know any of their work. Cheryl also goes by Cheryl Cole ever since marrying English footballer Ashley Cole in 2006. That’s not quite as cool as it may sound though seeing that Ashley is actually a dude and his version of football is actually soccer.

After spending some time getting to know Abigail Clancy a few weeks back we’ve been on a big WAG kick. At first we thought we might actually be growing to like soccer, but after attempting to watch a match the other day we’ve come to the pretty safe conclusion that we’re just into hot chicks with British accents and great boobs.

Cheryl’s Hump Day Bio

Age: 24.

Hometown: Newcastle upon Tyne, England. We’ve done some extensive research and still have no fucking clue how someone’s hometown is “upon” some other town. Crazy Brits. We are certain that Newcastle is also the home of Sting though. We’re even more certain that King of Pain is an awesome track.

Where You May Have Seen Cheryl: Nowhere outside of sports blogs finding an excuse to post hot pictures of her unless you’re into all-girl pop groups, Chelsea soccer, or network television in the UK, all of which pretty much preclude you from being a fan of this site.

Girls Aloud Official Website for Your Voyeurism Pleasure: Click here.

Cheryl’s Super Power: Ability to make the rest of her band seem a lot less important than she is. Exhibit A:

Imperfection We Have No Problem Pointing Out: May or may not have a barbwire thigh tat. We’ve yet to make the final determination. But seeing that barbwire tats are reserved for the most unoriginal of meatheads on this side of the pond it will be a small strike against her if confirmed.

The Most Bonerific She’s Ever Looked:

Dude She’s Linked To: Married to Chelsea’s left back, Ashley Cole. Rumors have been circulating the UK that he’s cheating on her, which is kind of tough to imagine unless you’re a famous soccer player who has hot poon tossed at him all hours of the day. So, yeah, it’s kind of relative.

Fun Facts on Cheryl:

• Got in a fist fight with a female bathroom attendant in 2003 where she supposedly called the attendant a “jigaboo”. Cheryl promptly married a quasi-black dude to prove she’s not a racist.

• Girls Aloud was formed in 2002 on the British show “Pop Stars” and has the clear distinction of outlasting any band Puff Daddy has formed on “Making the Band”.

• Cheryl is currently collaborating on a song with will.i.am. Unfortunately no one bothered to tell her the Black Eyed Peas are so 2005.

• She’s made several appearances on “Big Brother” in the UK, where the show is actually popular and not just a sad afterthought.

• Known by most British dudes our age as “the really fucking hot one in Girls Aloud”.

Our Favorite YouTube Clip: This video to her group’s cover of the Pointer Sister’s Jump. Deny it all you want, but you know you dig it.

And Our Handpicked Gallery:

Happy Hump Day!

[Sources: Wikipedia, IMDb]

Previous Editions of Hump Day:

• Kate Mara
• Camilla Belle
• Abigail Clancy
• Kaley Cuoco
• Rachel Bilson

“Hump Day” is NextRound’s weekly segment featuring pretty ladies you should get to know. Click here to check out previous editions.

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