Today’s edition of what’s not lame around the world wide web:

Xavier beats Georgia and narrowly avoids sabotaging Booth’s bracket. Booth got fries and a milkshake to celebrate.

Daniela Pane. You know when a girl has just the right amount of Jersey trash in her? [Hottest Girls of MySpace]

Tim Donaghy’s wife has even turned on him. Guess relationships aren’t in the realm of things Tim can fix. [ESPN]

Winona Ryder seriously gets off on shoplifting. Our boy JB has already devised an ingenious plan where he convinces her his dong is property of Macy’s. [WWTDD]

College mascots that should exist. [Holy Taco]

What the NBA really needs in order to keep everyone’s attention during March is a good old fashioned rivalry. How bout Lebron James aaaaaaaaaand DeShawn Stevenson? Yeah, that will have to do. [FanHouse]

If you’ve had a shitty day, these motivational posters will do wonders for you. [Tasty Booze]

SHOCKER! Lindsay Lohan may have a sex tape. You can only bang so many dudes before the law of averages catches up with you. [Hollywoodtuna]

The butt on this chick will make you want to buy your girlfriend Stairmaster. [Double Viking]

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