Today’s edition of what’s not lame around the world wide web:

Krystal Forscutt and her perky front court kind of made us wish we hadn’t settled on the third hottest bridesmaid this weekend. [Tasty Booze]

Mr. T brings kid out of coma. We knew he had it in him. Next stop: water into wine. [Yahoo via Wall Street Fighter]

We’re late to the party on this one (and not in the cool, aloof way), but here’s more of George Clooney’s new lady friend, who apparently was a bit of a skeez pre-Clooney. Makes you wonder if these pictures are a big eye-opener to him or he’s just into slutty chicks. [WWTDD]

Drunk fan ejected from a Clippers-Warriors game for screaming at the ref to help him hit the Over. Brilliant move if he actually bet the Under. [FanHouse]

Louise Glover is apparently from the UK too. What’s the deal with all these super hot British chicks walking around all of a sudden. We visited London once. Four words: Pasty with real boobs. [Hottest Girls of MySpace]

Could Johnny Depp talk you into wearing a condom? No? Us either. Dude’s still pretty cool though. [IDLYITW]

Alan Jackson no longer showing up to Tuscaloosa for the Bama Spring Game. Sad day in Tidedome. [Losers with Socks]

Mos Def will play Chuck Berry in upcoming movie “Cadillac Records”, but this Film Drunk post is worth the read pretty much solely for it’s reference to our favorite 80s movie. [Film Drunk]

If you’d like to lose your lunch and/or you’re indefensibly attracted to old ladies, check out these Janice Dickinson swimsuit pics. [The Grumpiest]

More shots of Andy Roddick’s new fiancee. Still not unattractive. [Hollywoodtuna]

The primetime games for Week 1 in the NFL have been announced. Redskins-Giants on Thursday night should be OK, but the rest of the slate is a underwhelming at best. Apparently Goodell joins 80% of America in hating Kornheiser in the booth. MNF got crapped on. [The Big Lead]

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