Today’s edition of what’s not lame around the world wide web:

Maria Menounos goes for a jog, becomes internet legend. [Popoholic]

Dennis Rodman is broker than shit and will make balloon animals for your kid’s birthday party for $20/hour. [The Big Lead]

This is the chick Ryan Seacrest bangs cuddles with. If you’re prone to anger you may not want to click this link. [Hottest Girls of MySpace]

This is the kind of list making we can get on board with: Top Ten Creepy Celebrity Endorsements. [Holy Taco]

Nice to see just about everyone thinks Dane Cook is the least funny person alive. [Page Six]

The Lopez twins are turning pro. Michelle Wie does have a lifestyle that needs supporting. [Yahoo Sports]

Angie and Brad bought a bed from the Undertaker. Paul Bearer never slept in it. [On 205th]

We have know idea who this Heidi Cortez chick is, but we’re certain she’s hotter than any other Heidi and/or Cortez we know. [Hollywoodtuna]

Sean Avery plays professional hockey, which is obviously of no interest to anyone. But what does make him relevant is the chicks he’s (supposedly) hooked up with. [Epic Carnival]

Chris Henry is even a bad ass on sitting in traffic. [ESPN]

Now that it’s pretty common knowledge that Barack Obama sucks balls at bowling the guy is guaranteeing a basketball hoop installed at the White House if he’s elected. [SportsbyBrooks]

Did you know you were attracted to Mena Suvari? No? Us either. [WWTDD]

Just simply the most awesome picture we’ve seen today. [Tasty Booze]

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