Today’s edition of what’s not lame around the world wide web:

OK, OK. So we may have been wrong about Elisha Cuthbert. Then again, maybe she’s a two-face. [Popoholic]

Charles Barkley and Mr. Belding party for a night and Stu Scott pretends he was invited. We really should have picked up that phone call last weekend from Richard B. [With Leather]

“The New Adventures of Bill & Ted”. Finally, a remake we can get on board with. [Film Drunk]

Abigail Clancy even gets it done while hocking deodorant. [Hollywoodtuna]

Indiana has a new coach. And just so you know Indiana fan, “Dwayne Wade is not walking through that door!” [Yahoo Sports]

Tremendous photo of Bronson Arroyo and his biggest fan (who’s also a hairstylist). [Busted Coverage]

This chick definitely dated banged DJ Strawberry. Good for him. [Hottest Girls of MySpace]

Some German chick strolls in for plastic surgery thinking she’ll get some wrinkles removed, but instead lands a nice new pair of fakies. How we get this to play out at our girlfriend’s next dentist appointment is the real question. [Blog of Hilarity]

Speaking of fakies, Jose Canseco will talk about anything but his ex-wife’s pair. Bring that shit up and your ass will get hung up on. “You better start respecting me.” [Awful Announcing]

Define irony. Some dude who clearly likes other dudes lands the job of buffing Gisele’s ass. [Tasty Booze]

Speaking of Gisele, how is it that Tom Brady’s the only quarterback whose off the field antics are actually keeping him from his job yet he’s not catching the shit Romo and Leinart are? Could it possibly have something to do with all those rings? Or maybe the superior play? Or maybe it’s just simply the fact that the American public thinks Gisele is worth it. [FanHouse]

The latest in the Ryan Perrilloux Chronicles: Wine Guzzling. [EDSBS]

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