Daily Awesomeness
April 3rd, 2008 by NextRound
Today’s edition of what’s not lame around the world wide web:
It’s a good thing Angelina isn’t 16 anymore, cause you’d feel like a big fucking perv right now otherwise. [Hollywoodtuna]
We think Billy Zane is still tapping this. Awesome. [The Grumpiest]
You’re going to hear that Dita Von Teese has a sex tape, but the truth is she shot a porno, which is way more awesome. Check it out…if you’re into porn that is. [IDLYITW]
Asians are keeping Colin Montgomery out of the Masters. It’s unconfirmed as to whether these Asians are ninjas or not. [FanHouse]
Jerry Seinfeld flipped his car, but luckily wasn’t injured. What doesn’t this sort of thing ever happen to Dane Cook? [Holy Taco]
The dude at Popoholic is an idiot for not knowing who Minka Kelly is, but he’s scored these pictures of her so no complaining from our end. [Popoholic]
Nice to see the Sixers Jason Smith is using his quasi fame the right way: to date porn stars. [On 205th]
Hottest. Soccer. Mom. Ever. [Busted Coverage]
The dude who started Maxim probably killed a guy, and surprisingly it had nothing to do with Maxim choosing Lindsay Lohan as there #1 overall last year. [WWTDD]
Apparently this chick wants to be on “Entourage” and thinks it 2003. [Hottest Girls of MySpace]
Library masturbation is as awesome as it sounds. [With Leather]
