Today’s edition of what’s not lame around the world wide web:

We always felt Catherine Bell was seriously underappreciated. When did lack of talent ever keep anyone from becoming famous? [Holy Taco]

This is a few day’s old, but we feel like it’s necessary reading before tonight’s final game. Billy Packer recently went out and physically polled women to see if they’ll vote for Hillary. The dude defines batshit crazy. Our recent interview only skimmed the surface. [FanHouse]

Tremendous retaliation to the Brett Favre retirement melodrama. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

Just when you thought Dane Cook couldn’t conceivably suck any more, turns out he doesn’t even clean up his dog’s shit. It’s like he’s trying to be this terrible. [Page Six]

Killer photo from an Alabama spring practice. [EDSBS]

An Arizona junior walk-on defensive end has been suspended for getting caught on camera  trying to forcefully stick his hand up some chicks skirt. Word is he’s going to run with the “She Knows She Wanted It” defense. [With Leather]

David Garrard signs new contract with Jags. Massive SUCK IT to Byron Leftwich. [ESPN]

Jennifer Lopez wants Tom Cruise to be her kids’ godfather. How fucking mind-boggling is it that this is the chick Affleck threw his career away for? [WWTDD]

The little publicized Chris Henry retirement speech. The guy is moving on to greener pastures. [Throwing Into Traffic]

Don King wears Crocs. If you own a pair and haven’t already done so, now is the time to kick your own ass. [On 205th]

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