This Australian (?) kid jumps two flights of park steps on his bike and completes pretty much the most gruesome faceplant ever. He puts its best himself when he eloquently says, “Blood was ejaculating everywhere.” (Note: a bit on the bloody side.) [On 205th]

This guy tries to explain “She brought it on herself,” but it’s already too late.

Footage of Rampage Jackson’s awesome behavior from his time fighting in Japan. This sort of thing would have gotten him caned in other parts of Asia. [With Leather]

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