11 Unintentionally Funny Sports Headlines. We find every single one with a dong innuendo fucking hysterical. And that’s pretty much all of them. [Holy Taco]

The hard-hitting news you asked for: NFL cheerleading audition updates. [On 205th]

The least porno-hot hot chick we’ve seen thus far. But she’s still really hot. Just not in a porno way. Does that make sense? [Hottest Girls of MySpace]

We love theories, and this one is particularly awesome. How a cameo on “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air” cursed the rest of Isiah Thomas’s professional career. [Epic Carnival]

Timberlake was at the game last night pulling for Memphis. What a tool. We heard Penny Hardaway didn’t even know who he was. His life is awful. [WWTDD]

One of the best jerseys we’ve ever seen EVER. Why? Because it mocks Tony LaRussa’s alcohol problem. And that shit is funny. [Joe Sports Fan]

We concur that the dude from “Gossip Girl” should just get outed already. When you spend your life being prettier than every chick in the room you’re a gay man, plain and simple. [Blog of Hilarity]

Everything you really need to know about Darren McFadden. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

This sound clip from Jay Bilas on Dan Lebatard’s radio show the other day is priceless. Dan tries to talk race in basketball and Bilas explains to Dan that he’s like Costanza and doesn’t really notice when people are white or black. Someone slept with someone’s wife here. [Awful Announcing]

Jessica Simpson had a good boob day and pictures were taken. Enjoy. [Hollywoodtuna]

What’s the point of being a Cowboys fan if you can’t get drunk and stab someone who bashes your team’s inability to win a playoff game? [With Leather]

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