Today’s edition of what’s not lame around the world wide web:

Just when you thought Chris Cooley had peaked in awesomeness, he goes out and totally ups the ante (not short shorts related). We’re starting a bowling league with Cooley and Dick Masterson pronto. [With Leather]

Steely McBeem got pulled over and blew a .166 last night. That’s high even for the manliest of mascots. [MJD]

Audrina Partridge loves camera, hates clothing. [On 205th]

We certainly don’t consider ourselves a sports blog (due to our schizophrenic content and being completely devoid of journalism), but this Top 10 Threats to the Sports Blogosphere is pretty funny. [Epic Carnival]

UCLA’s basketball team will be down their two best players going into next season. No word if any chicks on the dance squad are leaving early. [ESPN]

Looks like Brett Favre Boulevard may happen in Green Bay. We’re still gunning to have a cul de sac named after us one day. [SportsbyBrooks]

Legitimate porn star! With legitimate porn star name! Melissa Midwest! [Hottest Girls of MySpace]

John David Booty is chubby and rocks two first names. He’s got NFL written all over him. [Busted Coverage]

Speaking of JDB, it’s time to get to know Mark Sanchez! [EDSBS]

Tremendous old school Head and Shoulders ad. You may not find it funny if you suffer from crippling dandruff. [Tasty Booze]

Jeremy Piven and Tyson Beckford compete in a douche-off in Atlantic City. Too close to call. [Don Chavez]

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