Hump Day: Jenna Fischer

April 9th, 2008 by NextRound in Hump Day, Lady Friends

“The Office” returns tomorrow and it’s just in time for us to celebrate the most under-appreciated chick in the biz: Jenna Fischer.

Jenna’s not Marissa Miller by any means, but Hump Day’s not solely about celebrating the hotness of chicks that are paid to be hot, it’s also about celebrating the pretty ladies that bring that real life flavor to the table.

We dig Jenna because she epitomizes that one chick in everyone’s office that all the dude’s eventually want to bang. They frump her up big time to play Pam, but she still grows on you on a weekly basis. Is she a L.A. “10″? Of course not. But just like that chick in your office she doesn’t need to be when her competition is so unfortunate looking. That she’s not completely insufferable and has a nice front court only strengthen her cause.

Jenna’s Hump Day Bio

Age: 34. Translated: Seasoned. She might take you home.

Hometown: Fort Wayne, Indiana. Indiana’s second largest city, which is kind of like being the second biggest loser at Comicon.

Where You May Have Seen Jenna:

“The Office”. You weirdos with the Phyllis fetish may not have noticed her.

“Blades of Glory”. The horrifically unfunny Will Ferrell movie. Hands down the only way to watch this flick is to fast forward to the scene with Jenna rocking lingerie, showing off her solid rack that no one knew existed (more on this below).

“Walk Hard”. We haven’t see it. Doubt you have. But we are pretty sure it exists. Once it makes it’s way to HBO, let’s all get together and discuss.

Relevant TV Shows She Made Appearances on Before She Was Relevant:

“Undeclared”, “Spin City”, “That 70’s Show”, “Six Feet Under”, and “Cold Case”. She auditioned for a part in “Two and a Half Men” but they told her she “didn’t bring the funny.”

Most Bonerific She’s Ever Looked:

Jenna realized early in the shooting of “Blades of Glory” that should would have to deliver some T&A since comedy wasn’t going to be an option.

Dudes She’s Been Linked To:

Jenna’s currently separated from some spazzy looking dude named James Gunn (no porn affiliation we’re aware of). They got married in 2000. He claims to be a filmmaker, but the most relevant work to his credit is writing both “Scooby-Doo” movies. And we think we all know that Freddie Prinze Jr.’s acting transcends writing anyway.

Fun Facts:

Jenna supposedly broke her back this time last year when she fell down a flight of stairs. But like all female injuries, we’re 99% sure this was just a front to getting some work done.

Creed is also Jenna’s favorite character from “The Office”.

She told Steve Carell that “Evan Almighty” was going to “suck out loud”, but he really wanted to work with animals.

Despite her film career being fairly forgettable thus far, the dude who plays Jim’s career has been twice as forgettable (no one gave “Leatherheads” a chance!).

Jenna is a frequent visitor to our site and actually lobbied for Hump Day status. Punch in the Face Friday is her favorite segment. She hates d-bags.

Our Favorite YouTube Clip: Jenna on Letterman. Mainly cause she has nice boobs.