For our first ever Griffin Guess Award segment we’d like to recognize this goofy hippie that may or may not be dating Natalie Portman. The shades, the scarf, the side part, the collar, the cast away beard. We really couldn’t ask for anything more in the douche department from this guy.

Of course, Portman strutting around with this goon is probably one of Ashton Kutcher’s unfunny jokes he’s currently playing on the media since he’s not busy acting (hint: he can’t act), but — tell you the truth — we don’t really give a shit. If this hippie smells as bad as we presume he does then just standing next to Natalie Portman is quite an accomplishment. Kutcher can still eat a dong.

And for those who might be wondering, the Griffin Guess Award is a distinction we will be handing out going forward recognizing Excellence in the Field of Douchebag Overachievement.

It’s aptly named after the greatest douchebag overachiever our generation will ever know, Griffin Guess:

[Source: WWTDD]

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