Today’s edition of what’s not lame around the world wide web:

While you were busy thinking all Bengals fans were simple-minded townies, they were busy preparing to remind you what a bitch you are. [MJD]

Anti-meth ads are not subtle. Wow. [Blog of Hilarity]

You kind of always knew Jay Cutler partied the hardest, didn’t you? [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

Keeley Hazell will make a man out of you. [Hollywoodtuna]

The Dolphins are negotiating with Jake Long (aka “The one that’s not Howie’s son”). Someone had to fall ass backwards into the first pick, didn’t they? [FanHouse]

A personal introduction from “IN THE HOLE!” guy the first day of the Masters. You need to understand where he’s coming from. [Joe Sports Fan]

It’s officially official, John Travolta is a gay man. [IDLYITW]

You know how you were sitting around this past weekend wondering what Rick Smits is currently up to? You guessed it: motorcross. And no, he’s not too tall for the bike. [The Big Lead]

When cows get weird. [Holy Taco]

Nice photo montage of Patriots cheerleaders, past and present. WICKED HOT. [Don Chavez]

Awesomest. Booby Trap. Ever. [Tasty Booze]

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