Today’s edition of what’s not lame around the world wide web:

Vanilla Ice was arrested last night and charged with domestic abuse. This is the sort of thing that happens when you use up a lifetime’s worth of good fortune in the first couple years of the 90’s. (Is he stoned or just really cool with not having to spend a night with his wife?) [WWTDD]

Devil Ray’s pitcher Al Reyes got punched in the face and tased twice on his birthday. And you say you know how to party. [Deadspin]

The Hooters Masters Par 3 Bikini Contest in Augusta had a little bit more eye candy than the other Masters down the street. Well, if you’re not into European dudes in tight pastel pants that is. [Don Chavez]

AWESOME photo and analysis of the perils of being a teenage boy (WARNING: May contain a 14 year-old’s erection). [Holy Taco]

Nothing in the world quite like a monster set of fakies on a petite Asian chick. Also, please note our boy at HGM’s knowledge of the entire fakie business in this post. [Hottest Girls of MySpace]

Meet your new favorite Australian Olympian swimmer. She likes to party. [With Leather]

Just a really fucking weird story about the dude who directed “History of Violence”. Hint: involves an old guy banging his wife in public. There you have it. [Film Drunk]

Dallas Cowboy cheerleader photo shoot? Why not? [On 205th]

CHECK. OUT. THIS. TATTOO…WOW. [Tasty Booze]

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