Today’s edition of what’s not lame around the world wide web:

The Erin Andrews, Tim Tebow moment that was destined to happen. Like a Gainesville reproduction of “Sleepless in Seattle”. [Deadspin]

USC Song Girls charity event, H2O addition. Just another reason we’re pissed at ourselves for turning down that football scholarship from the Trojans. [SportsbyBrooks]

Carmello Anthony, the latest victim of the DUI epidemic. This thing keeps taking down our best and brightest. What an effing shame. [Fan IQ]

Another poor hot chick being talked over to the dark side. And by “dark side”, we mean guido culture. [Hottest Girls of MySpace]

Believe it, Canes fans. The Orange Bowl is almost officially no more. SMac has spent the entire day weeping in his shower. [Busted Coverage]
Just a normal weekend for Hillary, busy partying the hardest in the midwest. Power Hour, bitches! [Gawker]

The new Miss USA is not unattractive. We can only hope she keeps the slutty tradition alive. [On 205th]

Turns out Ashlee Simpson is pregnant, probably why she’s getting hitched. Does this mean Pete Fucking Wentz is capable of spermination? We need some time to think about this. [WWTDD]

Nice further breakdown of the Tim Tebow oral servicing that was this past Saturday’s ESPN Spring Gameday Special. We hear Tebow’s tears cure cancer and he’s not afraid to cry. [EDSBS]

An Ashton Kutcher expose we can wholeheartedly endorse. [Holy Taco]

Seriously, Maxim sucks. Gillian Anderson? Did Booth’s mom have a conflict? [Popoholic]

Hey, Georgia Fans! It’s the new Matt Stafford theme song that’s taking the Peach State by storm! Memorize it now or risk being labeled a lameass forever. [FanHouse]

A little Marissa Miller to help you close down your Monday. [Hollywoodtuna]

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