Today’s edition of what’s not lame around the world wide web:

We haven’t seen this in Global Warming v. Pirates graph in a while, but it hasn’t gotten any less awesome. [Losers With Socks]

OK, OK, we officially rescind the Elisha Cuthbert poll. You dickheads should be thanking us for lighting a fire under her ass. [On 205th]

Tiger is having surgery on his knee again, will be out four weeks. No word on whether his putter is undergoing any sort of invasive treatment. [Yahoo Sports]

Sadly enough, we have heard of Danity Kane, and we do know who this chick is (we compromise with the lady friends like 4% of the time), but all that means is we’ve known we wanted to bang her for a while. [WWTDD]

If you grew up thinking Giants first baseman Will Clark was pretty cool, we hate to break it to you, but he’s a douche. [Deadspin]

Gilbert Arenas — still awesome — compares playoff game strategy to Iraq War strategy. [FanHouse]

We present Linsey. Not misspelled, there’s just no “d”. That means she’s super classy. [Hottest Girls of MySpace]

Tremendous video compilation of nut shots in sports. [Epic Carnival]

Threesome rules from the insecure girl. [College Humor]

ESPN settles with Harold Reynolds. We sincerely hope Harold is fucking a model on a pile of cash right now. [Awful Announcing]

Houston Nutt’s daughter is kind of weird looking, digs Zac Efron. [EDSBS]

Debbie Gibson has a stalker. It’s not us, swear. [IDLYITW]

And don’t read any further if you don’t want to be disappointed. OK, here it is: Cal Ripken Jr. refutes the conspiracy theory that the Orioles once delayed a game because he got taken in by the police for beating up Kevin Costner. We know, we know. It’s like Santa all over again. We told you not to read any further. [SportsbyBrooks]

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